Christian and I had a funny little conversation this morning... It went something like this...
(I am nursing Heidi)
Christian: You have two of those.
Me: (I think I know what he is talking) Two of what?
Christian: Those. (He points to my boobs)
Me: You're right, I do, and so do you.
Christian: (He pulls up his shirt to reveal his chest and points at his nipples)Ya! I do! I have two "nurses". These are my nurses.
A couple seconds go by...
Christian: You have big nurses. I have little nurses.
Ya, thanks.
A minute goes by.
Christian: My nurses are up.
(Please don't say what I think you are going to say!)
Christian: Your nurses are down.
Great. It's even obvious to my 3 yr old that I have saggy boobs.
The other day he walked in on me in the bathroom...
Christian: Do you have a penis?
Me: NO!
Christian: Do you have a butt?
Me: Yes.
He is so interested in everything right now. It is NOT FUN taking him in public restrooms. I wish the stalls were sound proof, I don't know how many times he has asked me at the top of his lungs if I was going poop. No, I am not. Then he tells me I am a good boy when I am done. Cute kid, but embarassing at times LOL!